Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
