is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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