You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
