I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Randomize
