is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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