I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
