found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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