He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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