they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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