i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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