I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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