Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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