is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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