just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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