Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
