Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
