yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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