Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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