no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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