Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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