The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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