Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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