how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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