Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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