Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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