that's an acceptable place to lick
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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