Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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