I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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