If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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