I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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