I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
