Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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