Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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