That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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