There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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