In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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