the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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