I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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