My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
