When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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