party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm at about main and main street
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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