well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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