i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
