Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
