This girl is more easily done than said...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
bring money and cleavage
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Randomize
