I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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