Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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