Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She's the barista slut.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Is her dick bigger than yours?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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