508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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