We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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